Polter-Cow (spectralbovine) wrote in rack_of_lamb,
Polter-Cow
spectralbovine
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A Very Serious, Very Important Poll About Lamb

If you like polls, and you like Lamb, boy, have you come to the right place.

Poll #675667 I am horrendously bored at work

What is Lamb's full first name?

Donald
53(42.4%)
Donathan
20(16.0%)
Donna
2(1.6%)
Donatello
33(26.4%)
Donkey Kong
17(13.6%)

Lamb needs a new catchphrase. What should it be? "Why don't you go see the...?"

...blizzard
10(8.0%)
...lizard
29(23.2%)
...gizzard
12(9.6%)
...Eddie Izzard
51(40.8%)
...King of Town
23(18.4%)

Veronica Mars is smarter than Lamb. By how much?

Mean: 9.55 Median: 11 Std. Dev 1.98
1
0(0.0%)
2
1(0.8%)
3
1(0.8%)
4
2(1.6%)
5
2(1.6%)
6
5(4.0%)
7
7(5.6%)
8
14(11.2%)
9
15(12.0%)
10
13(10.4%)
11
65(52.0%)

Which of the following words does Lamb enjoy saying?

tawdry
1(0.8%)
cellar door
0(0.0%)
Veronica
5(4.0%)
stupendous
0(0.0%)
endorphin
0(0.0%)
pizza
0(0.0%)
wizard
2(1.6%)
cacophony
0(0.0%)
passport
1(0.8%)
sheriff
2(1.6%)
jugular
1(0.8%)
fish
1(0.8%)
ownage
0(0.0%)
arrest
0(0.0%)
antidisestablishmentarianism
2(1.6%)

Which of the following words does NOT rhyme with Lamb?

Car
17(13.6%)
Structure
25(20.0%)
Veronica
29(23.2%)
Litigation
38(30.4%)
Damn
16(12.8%)

What would Lamb do on a lazy Saturday such as this?

Hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes
25(20.0%)
Hit up Yahoo! Maps to find the dopest route
9(7.2%)
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals crazy delicious
42(33.6%)
You can call him Aaron Burr from the way he's dropping Hamiltons
26(20.8%)
Get taken to a dreamworld of magic
23(18.4%)

Who would make the best crimefighting partner for Lamb?

Veronica, if they could keep from flirting and actually solve a mystery
43(34.7%)
Clemmons, unless he makes a vie for the title of Sheriff-Principal
13(10.5%)
Wiedman, although he'd probably kill Lamb in his sleep
23(18.5%)
Keith, because sheriff-rivalry snark is the best snark
32(25.8%)
Duncan, because robots, like dogs, can smell fear (okay, I'm kidding about the robot part...robots can't smell fear)
13(10.5%)

What if Lamb was one of us?

Just a slob like one of us
45(36.0%)
Just a stranger on the bus
49(39.2%)
Trying to make his way home
31(24.8%)

Choose your favorite Lamb moments!

Lamb defeats the Martians with the help of Santa Claus
2(1.6%)
Lamb kicks Wolverine's ass with the help of Clarence Wiedman
2(1.6%)
Lamb saves a litter of kitties from a tree with the help of Boris Yeltsin
4(3.2%)
Lamb locks an entire law firm in a cellar with two psychotic vampires with the help of Luke Skywalker
4(3.2%)
Lamb sleeps with every teacher at Neptune High with the help of Wilt Chamberlain
5(4.0%)
Lamb discovers the secret to cold fusion with the help of Cuba Gooding, Jr.
0(0.0%)
Lamb overthrows the Belgian government with the help of Curious George
3(2.4%)
Lamb cures a young girl's cancer with the help of Trent Reznor
0(0.0%)
Lamb throws Dick Casablancas off a cliff with the help of GOB Bluth
17(13.7%)
Lamb sits around on his ass all day drinking beer and eating Doritos with the help of your mom
9(7.3%)

What would Lamb think of this poll?

"This poll is so bad, it's criminal!"
2(1.6%)
"Never make a poll again, Sunil."
2(1.6%)
"Uh...how do I work this thing?"
11(9.0%)
"Check out my abs, dude!"
53(43.4%)
"You just wanted to use a drop-down box, didn't you."
54(44.3%)
Tags: blatant silliness, poll
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